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*jumps out of window*(That's what people do when this CD goes on) NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You can tell the boys mean what they say.Next in line is the quirky sing-along, "Lovebug". Very good. love it. No doubt you've heard it before. In my opinion the best song on here has to be Sorry. It's a very good, emotional song.
I want them to spray their man-juice over every inch of my body and face. Oh my god it's Jonahmania. I want their man-juice all over me. I want the members of Jonas Brothers and their MEMBERS *wink wink* all over my face. Oh My GOD THEY'RE SO HOT. Oh god they're SOOOooo HOT. Fighting over my mouth. They're so talented and such great musicians and songwriters.
This smells worse than the cleaveland steamer. As soon as my brother came home with this cd my dad kicked my brother in the Balls and chucked him out the window and we got the family pet to bit his face off. And at my brothers funeral my dad gave me and my brother a cleavland steamer.
I was in the store the other day looking for music that says "Hey I'm a man's man". Angels sang and it seemed as if the world stopped moving. In a way that shows I have a pair. I knew instantly, deep in my subconscious, this was the golden nugget that will fulfill my dark and dreary world.
I am contemplating removing my car windows permanently to share maximum decibel level. I have an appointment tomorrow to upgrade my car stereo to epic proportions. I believe, wait. Thank you Jonas Bros. I know the Jonas Bros will change lives, at every stoplight I come to. Not in a prison sort of way.
It is my right, nay, my duty to share this music with all those around me as I cruise through this city of lost souls. And watch out ladies, there is a real man in the car next to you. I came across this boss looking CD. As I unraveled the plastic wrap from this gift of the gods I felt a tingle go through my body.
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